Oh say, can you see how full of shit you are?

This bitch has always been rather fond of The Star-Spangled Banner. The words are quite emotional. A bitch is a history buff and was fascinated to learn the story behind the national anthem as a wee bitch in grade school…about how Francis Scott Key was inspired to write the poem that later became the national anthem when he witnessed the British attack on Fort McHenry in 1814.

A bitch is amazed by the number of Americans who don’t know the words to the national anthem…who think it was inspired by the Revolutionary War rather than a battle during the War of 1812, which was the other time we fought the British on American soil...and how some folks are now up in arms about the new Spanish language version of the song.

My ass is fascinated that the same talking heads who are so very offended by the Spanish language version of the national anthem turned a blind eye to the trampling of American rights through the Patriot Act.

This bitch is amazed that the same people who seem so fucking patriotic over a bloody song can’t get riled up when American citizens are spied on by their government and then lied to by that government about that spying.

Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hailed at
the twilight's last gleaming?

A bitch is fascinated that the same assholes who are willing to throw down over this song can’t see the blatant violation of taxing gays and lesbians without being afforded the same basic rights straight Americans are granted without question through marriage.

Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, O'er the
ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?

My ass sits back and gazes on in awe… that any American can muster up more anger over a song than they can over voter fraud…no-bid contracts…inequality in our legal system and the general FUCK YOU attitude of those in power toward the masses.

And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the
night that our flag was still there.

This bitch is flabbergasted to hear any American speak of the President of the United States with the kind of reverence once afforded the King of England…the same King of England thousands of Americans gave their lives to kick to the curb in the founding of this nation and the establishing of a government less than 50% of eligible American voters bother to choose.

O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the
home of the brave?

This bitch is willing to bet a years worth of vodka that these same motherfuckers couldn’t pass the citizenship test if their fucking citizenship depended on it…much less sing the fucking song they're pissed off that some people are now singing in Spanish.