A bitch is beyond excited about Shark Week…and I’m not just talking about the series of shark-based shows that will air on The Discovery Channel!
Let’s see, we’ve got Great White sharks swimming off the East Coast...a couple of ethics scandals for Democrats in the House, the where-the-fuck-did-the-oil-go BP spill mystery in the Gulf and a primary election tomorrow in Missouri (vote, vote, VOTE!!) and other states.
Let the feeding frenzy begin!
Let's begin with how this bitch became Shark-Fu.
I love sharks.
Not in a let’s jump in the H2O and get up close and personal kind of way, but in an appreciation of their beauty, strength and fierce-i-tude way.
Folks are always asking about my nickname and if it has something to do with my shark fascination…but one came before the other.
When this bitch was a wee bitch I was often bullied at school. One specific bully fixated on my teeth…specifically on the fact that some teeth were coming in behind other teeth on the bottom row. He taunted and teased and called me a shark and a freak.
Gawd, he was an ass.
For some reason, being called a shark bothered me more than the pushes and shoves on the bus.
I ran home one day…in a full hiccup cough crying fit…and vented to my mother who told me to hush and followed that up with some advice that if some asshole kid is gonna call me a shark then I need to just go on and be a shark.
That shit confused the hell out of me and I ended up in my bedroom curled into a ball of absolute misery. My sister C-Money came in and backed up my mother’s advice…she said that if I claimed my sharkdom then it would take the air out of the asshole's taunt.
Thus, Sharkie...or The Shark, Shark-Fu, Sharkella and so forth…was born!
Over the years I’ve made a study of sharks and they truly are amazing creatures.
Not in a let’s jump in and have a party with them kind of way...sharks can be vicious, but the same can be said of this bitch.
Anyhoo, via la shark week and happy Monday to all y'all!
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