Friday, May 07, 2010
A Terminator situation…
Confession – a bitch doesn’t trust the stock market. It has a look in its eye that screams at a bitch “I’m going to fuck you over and it’s not a question of if but when.”
Yesterday the stock market freaked out…lost it’s shit…had a total public melt down.
Speculation is that a trader typed in a sale for a fabillion trillion when it should have been a million…and then other traders responded by selling everything they could as fast as possible…and then the machines took over and took a single human fuck up followed by frantic reflex trading for a wild ride.
Financial pundits are now debating the cause and the fact that they can’t seem to agree on what caused this shit is enough to make this bitch ponder banking with my mattress.
Lawd, have mercy.
Some say that it was human error…others say that the machines that kicked in made all the mistakes…and still others are trying to link yesterday’s drama to the economic fubarity and civil unrest in Greece.
Yep, ‘tisn’t a matter of if but when.
At least this public display of financial crazy has produced some fantabulous Terminator-based conspiracy theories!
Just think of it…what if this really is the rise of the machines?
Mmmhmm, what if the machines decided to flex their power or just got bored and decided that watching the ignorant masses freak out would be a fun afternoon diversion?
And they probably have red eyes…and are liquid-looking shape shifters…and our feeble bullets can’t kill them…and it’s only a matter of time before they tire of torturing us and seek to destroy all human kind!
Remember people, no fate but what we make.
at May 07, 2010
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