Fuck a duck.
Complaining about the weather is foolish…a bitch gets that…but damn it to hell and back, I’m tired of this constant rain so I’m gonna indulge in a bit of foolish complaining.
Is this what it’s like in Seattle?
I don’t know why, but St. Louisans drive like they’ve lost their damn mind…as if rain slick roads are triple dawg daring them to test their breaks.
And don’t even get me started on the wet dawg situation.
Two rain hating sorta-beagles plus one three-legged chow are also tired of this constant rain…and a bitch is tired of the aroma of wet or recently wet dawg.
At least we’ve got a steady drizzle and not a fierce storm.
But, fuck a damn rain soaked duck…we’re going to miss spring and skip right into a humid as hell summer!
***shakes fists at rain pissing sky***
I needed that.
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