Okay, so I wasn’t able to post yesterday because I fucked up my thumb.
A bitch is clumsy….very clumsy…not at all coordinated…often on my ass post tumble without a clue how I got there.
Yesterday, I was gathering items for a meeting at my office. My intention was to walk around my desk to get a business card. What actually happened was that I tripped over the mass of computer wires positioned perfectly for just such a incident…flew across the room (think Crouching Tiger Hidden Shark-fu)…and managed to ram my thumb into an air duct type thing aligned to the wall.
Oh, and I scratched my ear but I have no idea how the fuck that happened…must have been whilst my ass was flying.
Sigh once again.
Anyhoo, all is well and nothing is broken.
Unfortunately, every time I try to forget this latest grace malfunction my fucking thumb sends out an ache/throb/sharp pain to remind me that I’ m a danger to myself and others.
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