Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Oh shit, a head cold!

A bitch is ill.

One nostril works...but the other one has a snot-based traffic jam.

My eyes water...face hurts...damn it all to hell and back, this bitch has a head cold!

And they don't even make meds worth shit anymore.


Anyhoo, bitchitude will be delayed until after a nap.



CP said...

Feel better, babe! Come by my blog for a topic I think would interest you today...once you clear some of the snot out of your plugged up nose! *snort*


megamoose said...

This calls for The Miracle Cure. Take equal parts brandy and apple juice, heat gently, pour into a mug and sip. Cinnamon stick optional, but tasty. The heat, alcohol and vitamin c will smack that bad boy cold into submission. And if it doesn't, you don't care (wink)

Brian Watson said...

I don't think I've ever posted before, but I am a faithful reader of your fantastic blog. I'm sorry you're ill, and if you'd like some meds from Canada (or more Smarties) through the mail, let me know, as I live in Vancouver now (I'm a gay refugee from the US).

Trenting said...

Ooo... This bytch hopes you feel better soon... I hate flippin' from side to side waitin' for one nostril to let in a little bit of air enough to breathe..

Get some rest

karl said...

Hope you feel better. Get lots of rest and drink plenty of liquids. The next time I call in sick to work I'm going to tell my boss, "Sorry I can't come in today.
My nostril has a snot based traffic jam."

Eliza524 said...

If you can find some Kneipp Eucalyptus oil, add it to your hot bath water and it will help drain that stuff out. It's from Germany and a little bit will go a long ways. I looked at the stores on their website and they have it at the Bath and Body Works in the St. Louis Galleria. Hope that makes you feel better.

Maya's Granny said...

For me, the best thing about a head cold is that when it's over, I really appreciate my brains so much more.

Frogspond said...

I hope you feel better soon! Won't give advice cause I know you gettn enough of that. :-)

Jamal O said...

Found your Blog

Its cool

Feel better


It's Me... Maven said...

Something's going about... everyone I know... myself included all have this! Could it be an indication that the summer truly is at an end? If so, why the hell can't it cool off enough for me not to need the A/C? Isn't that the supreme insult? To be sick when it's still so stiflingly-triflingly hot!?

Get well soon ABB!!!