Okay, so my ass has to share this shit.
This morning a bitch went to Walgreen’s to pick up some Sudafed. My sinuses are out of control!
Anyhoo, my ass had to go to the pharmacy because Sudafed is now regulated due to Missouri’s love affair with meth.
At the pharmacy window this bitch got into line behind a 375-year-old woman. She was 3 feet tall, had a rain scarf on and was holding a massive handbag.
375-year-old woman to beleaguered pharmacy tech…”I need someone to explain this new Medicare program to me!”
Pharmacy tech…”M’am, why don’t you take a moment to read this booklet. Then, if you still have questions, you can call this phone number. Or you can go online or you can do both. If you still have questions after that, they will refer you to a town hall meeting. And if you are unable to make up your mind by the need of enrollment Medicare will enroll you in a plan without you consent.”
375-year-old woman after a long pause…”I hate you people. I really hate you! There’s a special place in HELL for all of you!”
And with that she turned and walked out.
Happy Medicare prescription drug benefit enrollment period, chil’ren!
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
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