Shit is unfolding so quickly in the world of international nuclear tension raising overt escalations that a bitch has been struggling to keep up!
Okay, so Scooter B. called Iran part of the Axis of Evil back in the day and then clarified that shit by saying that the most evil thing about Iran is their nuclear program. The United States then launched into a Yo Momma battle with Iran that is still going on.
I’ve got that!
Iran refuses to cease their nuclear program which they say has nothing to do with weapons. The United States says their bullshitting and the only reason they are pursuing this program is to cook up some nuclear weapons and thus threaten the world.
Which brings a bitch to recent events and a whole lot of someone please tell him to shut the fuck up drama.
Secretary of State Rice traveled to Moscow to chat face to face with Russian leaders. Rice met with Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and called on Russian to have America’s back when we call for Iran to be sent to diplomatic time-out for defying the international community with their nuclear program.
But hold up and wait a minute…blink…because Russia wasn’t trying to hear that shit! Mmmhmmm, Lavrov called Rice’s position “unhelpful” and then tossed out that the United States needs to back up off of those missile defence shield plans and then maybe Russia will think about talking to their friend Iran about doing or not doing a damn thing.
Rice was shocked (gasp)…Russia was smug…and that was just the shit that went down in front of the cameras.
Oooooooh one more time!
Where was I?
Oh yes, Russia was telling us to check ourselves before we wreck ourselves and we were visibly shocked.
After dissing Condi-Gates Incorporated, President Putin left and flew over to visit...?
Blink once more.
While in Iran, Putin offered up that he and other leaders should allow peaceful nuclear activities…and then he said that Iran and Russia were BFF (hell, they probably exchanged friendship bracelets).
Into this river of shit waded Vice President Cheney, who announced that Iran is an obstacle to peace and the world will not stand by and allow Iran to (insert action we do but do not want them to do because they had a party on the Caspian Sea with Russia and didn’t invite us).
Now, I don’t remember asking him a goddamn thing (wink)…the man but opens his mouth and wars break out...and since when does the world no longer include Russia?
Could someone please tell this wretched motherfucker that Russia is making a play for power and that the power they are playing for was ours before this nation lost its mind and resurrected fubar in the Middle East.
Don't get me wrong...I don’t think Dickie C. is under the delusion that the United States of America speaks for the world.
No, I think he has a hard on for the Cold War and is trying to bring that profitable state of ever expanding military budgets back.
Because if one is looking for who restarted the Cold War one needs to start with the head motherfuckers in charge who didn’t want it to end in the first place.
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