Note to the uninitiated – a bitch’s dream based explorations are not based on reality in any way and should not be taken as reality, unless this wakeful state is really a dream and my dreams are reality.
Last night this bitch dreamed that I was a secret agent charged with saving the world from James O’Keefe.
I found out that he was in the midst of a video sting about how poor children are getting milk and a piece of fruit (gasp) through their government subsidized school lunch program.
I gained access to the lunchroom and when O’Keefe brought out his flip-cam to document a child drinking milk, I blew a lepatata horn in his ear.
O’Keefe shrieked, peed himself and then fled the scene while the children laughed, cheered and then got their nutrition on.
Then a bitch woke up.
And folks say those stadium horns aren’t useful (wink).
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