A bitch went to bed feeling like the world has gone to shit and I woke up feeling like I did when I went to bed.
Shit, I think I’ve caught a malaise!
Well, fuck a duck.
I don’t have time for a malaise!
Am I feeling uneasy and out of sorts?
Sort of…maybe…but not really.
Pause…consider…continue.
Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve caught a malaise after all.
Truth is, a bitch’s current state of mind is a wee bit Fannie Lou Hamer with some Howard Beale thrown in for flavor.
Translation – this bitch is sick and tired of being sick and tired with some tired as hell and not gonna take it anymore on the side!
Mmmhmm, this isn’t a malaise…this is unstable bitchitude!
And unstable bitchitude coupled with this extreme heat is dangerous as a motherfucker.
Shit!
Time to cool it down and soothe my soul a bit.
Toodles until this evening!
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I've been in the same general state, so if you find a cure let me know. I'm getting worried about the new academic year, because, I don't know how I'm going to transform young hearts and minds when I feel like ripping out hearts and hitting on heads.
Between the Administration throwing black women under the bus; everybody acting like the worst offenders in the Sharrod disaster was the NAACP; Arnold refusing to sign a motherfucking state budget unless we steal some MORE money from working people to give to rich people; the fake ass Journolist scandal; the fact that bankers who did a shitty job and almost bankrupted their companies, but only bankrupted the country instead got bonuses and all Obama got was blamed for bailing them out back when he was a white guy named Bush and the general crazy ass racist comments I have to read from dumbasses on most news sites, this bitch is ready to just lay down and cry, or throw a tantrum, or just fucking go out in the streets in a housecoat and some rollers and start ranting about a vast right-wing conspiracy to drive me crazy.
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What Truth said...
And I thought I was the only one working a real case of bitchitude.
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