A bitch has been called for jury duty.
Lawd, have mercy!
Bitchitude shall be delayed until this evening.
Toodles!
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3 comments:
I am reminded of an old George Carlin routine:
You know how to get out of jury duty, don't you? A lot of people think you gotta lie to get out of jury duty. Don't lie, tell the truth! Tell 'em you can spot guilty people *snaps fingers* just like that.
No way a modern lawyer is going to let somebody who pays attention anywhere near the jury box, so you're probably (and unfortunately) safe.
You are a good citizen.
C-Money
I know with you on it the jury will come to the right decision!
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