A bitch has been called for jury duty.
Lawd, have mercy!
Bitchitude shall be delayed until this evening.
Toodles!
William Edward Merritt, III
My beloved brother, William Edward Merritt, III, died from COVID-19 on August 26, 2021. "Last year, he contracted COVID and survived. D...
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I am reminded of an old George Carlin routine:
You know how to get out of jury duty, don't you? A lot of people think you gotta lie to get out of jury duty. Don't lie, tell the truth! Tell 'em you can spot guilty people *snaps fingers* just like that.
No way a modern lawyer is going to let somebody who pays attention anywhere near the jury box, so you're probably (and unfortunately) safe.
You are a good citizen.
C-Money
I know with you on it the jury will come to the right decision!
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