Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Jury duty!!

A bitch has been called for jury duty.

Lawd, have mercy!

Bitchitude shall be delayed until this evening.



Anonymous said...

I am reminded of an old George Carlin routine:

You know how to get out of jury duty, don't you? A lot of people think you gotta lie to get out of jury duty. Don't lie, tell the truth! Tell 'em you can spot guilty people *snaps fingers* just like that.

No way a modern lawyer is going to let somebody who pays attention anywhere near the jury box, so you're probably (and unfortunately) safe.

Anonymous said...

You are a good citizen.


Gatlin Massey said...

I know with you on it the jury will come to the right decision!

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