Thursday, September 29, 2005

From One Bitch to Another

Once a week, I get a lovely little e-mail from across the Pond -- from the fine folks at Popbitch! Anyone who loves a saucy bitch-ass read, rant and revelation should subscribe post-haste!

These bitches from England mince no words, honey!

For instance, in their latest broadcast, they share this little tidbit:
Whitney Houston was brought to the South of France a fortnight ago to perform at a big party for a Russian billionaire, along with Christina Aguilera and Enrique Iglesias.

Two hours before the concert was due to start, Whitney's people called the party organisers. There was a problem. Whitney wouldn't be able to sing... because all her teeth had just fallen out.

Cue frantic dash to find a discreet private dentist to make up a serviceable set of false teeth so the gig could go ahead.
Sad truths like this:
A US judge is going on trial for indecent exposure for allegedly masturbating with a penis pump during a murder case in Creek County, Oklahoma.
And tales that make Joan Crawford seem like June Cleaver:
Courtney Love's father gave her LSD from the age of four. He would also take some himself, then paint on her naked body and watch her run around in an entertainingly confused state.
You can always count on a Bitch - near, far - wherever they tell you a tale. My favorite this week is this little joke, which (sadly) could be truer than any of the salacious tales mentioned above.

Donald Rumsfeld is briefing the President, "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed.

"OH NO!" cries the President, "...but how many is a brazillion?"


It's Me, Maven... said...

And to think, they gave ol' Slick Willie shit for *NOT* inhaling!

On Bill Maher this week, during his "New Rules" segment, he referred to Scoots as our first "Category Five President."

Hammer said...

Nugget...I saw that on HBO...good times.
Rob, good stuff...did you get my e-mail re:GLBT History Month and National Coming Out Day?


P.S. Keep up the good work !

Anonymous said...

Whitney is toofless?!?!?

I knew that bitch was a crack smoker!!

BarefootCajun said...

Another Scooter snicker -

When asked his opinion of Roe vs. Wade, Bush responded, "I don't care how folks leave New Orleans."

You're doing a great job, Rob. :-)

Enjoy San Fran, ABB!