A bitch shall leave it to the wild beast that is the media to unearth what, if any, “exotic” drama is behind this hastily announced and strategically bizarre move.
I think that the fact that both Mary Matalin and Pat Buchanan think this stepping down before the end of her first term strangeness was wise speaks volumes to just how fucked up from the floor up this shit really is.
But a bitch will hold off on the analysis until the shoe and/or shoes drop.
What I won’t hold off on is addressing the announcement itself.
What the fuck?!?
I’m as far from a Palin supporter as you can get and even this bitch was hoping that she’d pull her shit together mid speech and begin to make complete sentences that have something to do with why the hell she called everyone to her front lawn to chat!
Jesus to Gawd, woman…that basketball analogy was crazy.
Hell, the whole speech was the very definition of crazy talk.
Did she talk an antihistamine on an empty stomach after drinking two bottles of horse turd whisky?
Or did she lose her mind and decide to kick the script to the curb and speak from her heart?
Whatever the cause, that televised announcement was a steaming hot mess on ice complete with random nature calls because even the wildlife was unimpressed with that shit.
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