Monday, May 11, 2009

Dickey C. and the stank that won’t go away…

This bitch spent the weekend blissfully offline. I turned the cell phone off and let Ms. SisterGirl MacBook power down and instructed our TiVo to stay away from new-based programming. And it was fantabulous!

Don’t get me wrong…a bitch adores y’all! I do!


Yep, even the knavish trolls among you who have yet to figure out that a bitch moderates comments…I’ve been called that ig’nant shit so much it doesn’t have the impact you think it does…and every bigoted comment reminds me why I do this shit.

Enjoying 48 hours offline isn’t about disliking my time online…’tis more about needing a break from Corn Flakes so I can discover them again.

Anyhoo, a bitch is now refreshed…and this MacBook is happy as a motherfucker too.

Shall we?

Former Vice President…and yes a bitch is glad I can finally type that shit…Dickey C. is finding it hard to say goodbye to yesterday. A bitch caught up on what his ass said this past weekend and I can’t help imagining him getting his Boyz II Men on about torture.

I see Dickey C., rancid as ever and scowling hard as a motherfucker, on a darkened stage in the spotlight where he loves to be.

How do I say goodbye to what we had?
The good times (of causing other pain) that made us laugh
Outweigh the bad (like the ramifications of violating the laws of the religions I pontificate about living by when it suits my political objectives).

I thought we’d get to see forever (because I was shooting for a dictatorship, natch).
But forever’s gone away (in a landslide, damn democracy).
It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday (and the power of hold another’s life in the dewy palm of my hand).


Yeah, that’ll probably give me nightmares too.

The thing is that Dickey C. is demonstrating through his recent media blitz that he was full of shit when he said that he didn’t care about how history will judge him. He cares…a lot…so much so that he’s taking to the telly to make a case that he denied having to make over and over again when he was in office…that our government tortured people in that name of national security.

And that’s the bit that is lost in all the post interview speculation going on…that this knave is now defending what he denied. And that begs the question of why the hell deny it if it’s legal and justifiable and worthy of praise rather than condemnation?

And I’ll take with me the memories

That concern for the nation angle doesn’t pass the smell test.

To be my sunshine after the rain.

And the lifting up of policies that the Bush administration told the masses they weren’t doing…and then that they weren’t doing the way we think they were doing them…and finally that they of they did them they did them for the good of the people, but saying that in no way is an admission that they did them.

It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.

No, this performance is about power and the lust for power now lost.

But Dickey C. should know…it’s the cover-up that gets you.

***logs off to beg David Frost for a sequel***


Mari said...

Ooh, Cheney is such a horrible person. I hope he doesn't shoot anyone else in the face!

SagaciousHillbilly said...

I blogged about Dick(wad) Cheney over at my place today. Great minds . . .

Yea, going off line now and then is a good thing. Thanks for the reminder.

Unknown said...

I watched the laughfest known as the White House Correspondents Dinner on Cspan. Best line was from Obama:

Cheney was going to show up, but he is working on his memoirs entitled: How to Shoot Friends and Torture People.

Second best line was Wanda Sykes:

Limbaugh hopes America will fail, well I hope his kidneys fail, hows that?

I do enjoy a respite from the intertoobs too. ;)

Assrot said...

Yeah, he kind of pissed me off too. Rush Limbaugh ain't worth the sweat in Colin Powell's ass crack.

I do wish old Colin would run for POTUS. It was a tough decision for me between Obama and McCain. I was Libertarian until they started taking in all the disgraced Republicans, now I'm un-affiliated with any political party.

Colin Powell would have been an easy choice for many. I do wish he would run someday. He'd damn sure get my vote.


Max Reddick said...

I kinda wish ol' Dick would just go away. Except that when he comes on, all America is reminded of why we needed to change paradigms in the first place. It appears he is attempting to defend that which is indefensible. If he goes going on as he is, he's going to get himself all worked up and have another heart attack.

Anonymous said...

I love the fact that this man who was the head of the search committee to find a VP for Bush appointed himself to the job, then went on to make such a mess of things and is now trying to resurect his image. This guy really is a piece of work. I feel sorry for how messed up he is as a person. He can not even look at himself and his deeds objectively because he is so convinced that he is right in all things. That is the sign of a really sick person.

The universe is showing us this person because it is important for us all to see how wrong things can go with humans when we go to the darkside. I can hear Dickie C now, "hshshshs..Luke, I am your father..."

libhom said...

I think Dickless Cheney is mounting a public defense to try to influence future juries in potential criminal trials he may be facing.

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