Washington University will be handing over an honorary degree to Phyllis fucking Schlafly.
What the fuck are you thinking, people?
Of all the freaks in the world to honor you pick this one?!?
Hold up and wait a minute!
There may be an opportunity for Wash. U. to get out of this and just look like a bunch of assholes.
See, a bitch is pretty sure Phyllis is against universities.
The woman is about as anti-intellectual you can get…personally, a bitch thinks she’s worthy of reclassification as an Australopithecine but that’s for another post.
Anyhoo, odds are that sanctimonious throw-back will decline the honorary degree.
Come to think of it, I can’t think of an angle she could use to justify accepting it!
Wash. U. offers a domestic partner benefit program. Lawd knows Schlafly is seriously allergic to equality in the workplace. Accepting an honorary degree from a university that extends benefits to same-sex partners may throw her rancid ass into some sort of equality shock!
Wash. U. employs women.
Given her history that alone should kill the deal.
And Wash. U. has a Women and Gender studies program too. Unacceptable in the Land of Schlafly!
Last but not least…
Wash. U. has an Anthropology program…pause to increase the drama…and they teach the chil’ren about EVOLUTION there (gasp)!
Mmmhmm, the only way Phyllis Schlafly can accept an honorary degree from Wash. U. is if she’s a complete hypocritical fraud who promotes hate for personal gain and not out of misplaced moral conviction.
So...has she turned it down yet?
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
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