Thank you to everyone who offered happy birthday wishes last week – y’all are the best!
I just got back in town from a fantabulous trip to New York, NY…were C-Money and I got to try our hand at following maps (shhhhh…she’s better at it but if you tell her I’ll deny, deny, and deny)…and we took in the theater (The Agony and The Ecstasy of Steve Jobs…loved it…4 ½ Afro fluffs out of 5)…and then we drank and drank and drank some more with my pal from college (yay, Toni!!).
Anyhoo, I’m sure there are lots of people who are doing Oscar posts…but I’m going to listen to the advice of a former hairdresser who said that if you only have rotten things to say about something save it for a happy hour.
Tomorrow is another primary day…and it is important...pivotal…a possible game changer, damnit!
And the choir asked… “Um, why does this primary matter so damn much?”
And a bitch replied… “So glad you asked!!”
The pundits say... Michigan matters because Romney was born there and he has to win, he just has to.
Romney says… Michigan matters because I offered the highest bid for it and I have to win, I just have to.
Santorum says… Michigan matters because I got a vision from above that the de-education anti-college anti-knowledge movement must begin there AND I got a text from the Bishops ordering me to kick-off the No Uterus Left Behind plan in the Upper Peninsula.
Newt Gingrich says (cheerfully)…Fuck all y’all! I ain’t leaving until someone begs me not to leave!