A bitch has been working the front lines of this election battle in Missouri and this battleground shit is fierce! I keep telling myself that there will be time enough for sleep after November 4th.
Anyhoo, I couldn’t fall asleep last night and this bitch found my thoughts wandering to the current line-up of political pundits getting their talk on.
And it hit me that Ann Coulter has been missing in action.
The last time a bitch saw the Queen of Rancidity on television she was vowing to vote for anyone but McCain.
Where for art thou Ann?
Don’t get me wrong…this Coulterless election season has been refreshing as a motherfucker. And its not as if others haven’t picked up the nastification slack in her absence.
I know that she’s still churning out outrageous shit somewhere, but a bitch hasn’t been assaulted by her presence on morning television for months. Mayhap the faithful aren’t buying her brand of chili the way they used to.
Could it be that a new version of the Republican ‘fear the other and resist reality’ brand is being developed during this election cycle?
I was so sure Coulter would emerge when the Edwards sex scandal broke since she adores hating on all things Edwards…but, if she held a party a bitch sure as shit didn’t see anything about it.
‘Tis a mystery, for sure.
And a bitch wonders if the absence of Coulter, even as the presidential campaign dissolves into the kind of fear-based revival of the Red Scare that she’d usually be all over like a fly on shit, signals the emergence of a changing of the guard in the social conservative ig’nant rhetoric club.
Bitch may not be the new black…
…but mayhap Elizabeth Hasselbeck is the new Coulter.