Thanks again for all the well wishes regarding Bill!
He looks a lot worse today than he did at the hospital…some swelling and bruising is starting to set in, so Bill looks like exactly what happened to his face happened to his face (wince).
And a bitch is having some problems with that even though it isn’t stopping him from eating pizza and asking for soda pop every five minutes.
I just can’t stand looking at him and seeing the facial outcome of jumping head first out of a moving vehicle even though I know that it could have been so much worse and that all that swelling and bruising is part of the healing process.
I fucking broke down whilst driving yesterday to some new Coldplay song.
Coldplay, for the love of all that shouldn’t inspire snot based sobbing!
C-Money, a former ice hockey manager during college, offered up the frozen peas to the face tip – he’s actually keeping that on for more than a second and doesn’t try to eat the contents of the bag because Bill hates peas. Hopefully the swelling will go done soon.
Anyhoo, things are mending and now a bitch is getting down to the bitness of making sure this shit doesn’t happen again.
I’ve got another sobbing fit scheduled for Friday evening (I'll opt to hold the Coldplay though - Donny Hathaway’s For All We Know is a much more satisfying song to sob to) with ice cream and a solid 8 hours of sleep to follow…
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