Lawd, a bitch has been so busy that I almost missed the G8 Summit completely!
And that would not have been right…particularly since the G8 marks Scooter B.’s (President Bush to the uninitiated) first sit-down with Russian President Dmitry Medvedev.
Note - with so many news anchors fucking up the pronunciation of Medvedev, a bitch sees a decrease in the coverage of all things Russian on the horizon.
A bitch has been waiting for this meeting ever since Scooter B. bid farewell to Vladimir Putin…and you know that must have been hard 'cause they were linked at the soul ever since Scooter B. gazed deeply into Vladimir’s eyes.
Anyhoo, Scooter B. gave his thoughts on President Medvedev after the meeting, calling his a “smart guy.” He went on to add "I'm not going to sit here and psychoanalyze the guy."
Well, shit…that would have been a show worth buying tickets for!
And then he followed that up with a dash of "He's comfortable and confident, and I believe when he tells me something, he means it."
Awww, now that’s the way to make nice before pushing for a missile defense system to be built on your new comrade’s border.
***cue Lara’s theme from Dr. Zhivago***
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