A bitch is torn.
It seems that a certain Katie Couric may be leaving the Today Show. While this bitch would love to see her go…a bitch can’t stand that heifer…my ass is also torn about what the future holds!
Katie may go to CBS. Well, their morning show can’t get any worse, but would they put that evil heifer into the prime time news slot? Jesus, are they crazy? And she’s already out of control…with that kind of power she’d be over the top out of control!
And what about the Today Show? Will they move Ann Curry into Katie's slot? A bitch used to adore Ann, but then her overly emotional delivery got on my nerves. Top that with the fact that she is a 'close talker' and chicks leaning in on Matt tend to freak him out. It might not work. Al and Matt? Could be…it could happen…NOT! Morning television is all about the mimicking of heterosexual couples, so two men or two women just won’t do.
What to do, what to do?
And what if Katie stays? She’ll have brought NBC to their knees! Jesus to Gawd, it’ll be like Napoleon swaggering into Paris…only Katie has a good two feet on him.
Oh the drama!
A bitch would love to see her go if my ass thought that the content would improve. But it won’t.
On the flip side, a bitch wouldn’t have to endure Katie’s prissy assed perfection anymore.
Shit…a bitch might even miss her.
This bitch plans to switch to Animal Planet in the mornings anyway.
Speaking of Animal Planet...
A bitch and a bitch's sister are seriously considering getting another dawg. We already have Sweetie the Three Legged Chow and Betsey the Sorta-Beagle. They don't get along most of the time. The vet told us they'd get over it, but that hasn't happened.
So, a bitch would like to ask multiple dawg/pet parents...how do you add a third to the family without causing a war to break out?
Just let me know...
Toodles until tomorrow, chil'ren!