Thursday, December 08, 2005

Custard...

A bitch just came across this news about a certain Ann Coulter of the freakishly evil Coulters.

Oh my!

Ann enjoys anything that will throw her into the news spin, so this bitch is pretty sure she licked that custard pie off her bony face with glee.

Oh, if only someone had loved Ann…even just a little, just once in her life.

This bitch keeps picturing her lounging behind stage fiendishly licking custard off her hands and arms…eyes wild with frenzied gluttony…

Fantabulous!

5 comments:

ABLawStudent said...

How is it possible that out of the entire audience...they had to find a guy named Kareem to support listening to a certain Coulter?? Kareem Mohni??? COME ON!

Shark-fu said...

There's one in every crowd...and trust that his or her ass will be found to issue a fucking comment.

bev said...

Yeah...she might have been licking that custard off her birch-twig arms, but since her heart is so dense that not even light escapes, those calories went to oblivion.

Chick needs a sammich. And a soul.

Virginia Gal said...

I think you have hit the nail on the head - she needs some lovin, now we just need to head to the hills of Idaho and find a suitable racist, neo-nazi for her : )

nvr4money said...

Coulter and most of the FOX news/ commentators wouldn't know love if their lying little mouths were propped open and had it spoon fed to them. Actually, how can they really believe what they say? It's just what is making them money right now. I don't even think that they have love for each other.