A bitch's migraine is gone. Oh thank Gawd! Shit, that was nasty...
It would seem that my plan to counter recent bitterness worked! Well...a bitch is still bitter, but not like before.
Anyhoo, this bitch's post on the dreamed based correction of a certain Rumsfeld will have to wait until tomorrow. My ass has a funny thing to share with y'all...
A bitch was driving back from lunch munching on French fries and singing loudly along with Marvin about What's Going On when a police car pulled up beside me and rolled down it's window.
Is it my Texas plates which should have been changed years ago?
Is it my completely out of date everything?
How bad will the ticket be?
Oh, shit! Ooooooh shit!
Police officer to a bitch..."I've got to ask you...where'd you get that bumper sticker?"
Bumper sticker? What? Then it dawned on me...the AngryBlackBitch bumper sticker on the ass of the Cabrio.
ABB, trying to play it cool..."Cafe Press. It's for my blog and the bumper sticker came from my Cafe Press store."
Police officer with a laugh..."Really? My wife loves your blog. She reads you all the time. Could I have an autograph for her?"
ABB, in shock..."Sure."
Autograph signed. Smile and wave. Police officer pulls off and a bitch groans.
Jesus, my ass needs to take a day off and take care of the Cabrio's shit...
Anyhoo...it was funny. Now that it's over.
Dear Natalie with the police officer husband, thanks for reading a bitch. Oh, and my ass will be taking care of those plates ASAP! Promise!
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