Faithful flock of bitchitude members know that this bitch always watches Scooter B. when he addresses the nation (wince). Well, Scooter B. plans to get his speech on tonight and this bitch will be watching.
Shit needed to achieve preparitude for Scooter B.’s address to the nation and the scorecard …
Yummified barbeque scored on the way home from work.
Corn bread… because life ain’t worth living without cornbread.
Lettuce-based salad with red wine vinaigrette
Vodka… tonight we worship the Swedish god of vodka-based joy
Cran… the 100% for real deal, baby!
Water… it is a school night.
Note - since fubarism flows away from progress, we’ll be subtracting points tonight.
Use of the words “bottom up” to describe political progress in Iraq
Give 2 spanks upon nearest bottom and take one sip of vodka cran.
Non-spanking option – 3 sips vodka cran
Reference to “laying the groundwork”
2 sips vodka cran or one large gulp
If he refers to the drawing down of troops to pre-escalation levels as a “withdrawal”
2 shots vodka
Use of star fucking language to describe General Petraeus
Drink a glass of water
A recap with point totals will follow the speech.