Tuesday, March 28, 2006

No, son, a shake-up looks like this...

Oh my! A bitch woke up bleary of eye and slightly hung over, only to hear that a certain Andy Card has been kicked to the curb.

Initial reaction…"Oh shit! The White House of Chief of Staff has resigned! Oh shit!"

After some thought, while searching for Sudafed in the hotel room…"Hold on and wait a motherfucking minute. Who’s going to replace Card? Yeah, hold on a fucking minute!”

In response to the announcement that Josh Bolton will slither from Budget Director over to Chief of Staff…"Mother fucker! He fucks up the budget and presides over rampant spending and massive underestimates for all manner of shit and you REWARD him with more responsibility! Asshole, that ain’t a shake-up…that’s another two-step trying to pass itself off as a waltz!"

Heaven to Earth and back again, Scooter B. is doing this all wrong! He just ended his press conference and had the audacity to look pissed off that Card is gone!

Lawd, he can't even do the blame game right.

Nice try, son, but not nearly good enough. But the week is still young, so there’s plenty of time to turn this grandstanding into a true Nixonian purge!

You keep tossing high level fuck ups on the fire and we’ll just let you know when you get it right (wink)…

5 comments:

cats said...

poor press secretaries... they have such a high mortality rate...

someone should get on that right away... wonder who?

cats said...

ok, i need to make sure that i'm not posting when i have a serious head cold.

why did i think card was the press secretary.

sudafed, here i come.

Richard said...

This resignation isn't shit. Let's see Cheney gone!

Anonymous said...

The beauty of an ABB, is in her veracity.....

From C-Span and other media interviews, Josh Bolton seems like very much the gentleman. He is a soft spoken, unassuming man not immediately recognizable as a Neo-Con. However I got the impression that he is very much the yes-man.

We all know that the problem is not with George Bush’s staff, its with George Bush. Nothing will change.

I must admit my own ignorance though. Until today I would have sworn on the bible that Karl Rove was chief of Staff. Maybe its chief of corruption...heck I don't know.

Special Anon...

Anonymous said...

cats....

hahaha...You know how we Lutherans are....think I'll take a nap.

Special Anon..