Monday, March 20, 2006
A bitch awoke to the news that the Midwest will be welcoming spring in with a massive snow storm! Yeah. So far St. Louis has only seen a wee bit of icy rain…and it’s not as if the weather people get this shit right most of the time…but this bitch has stocked up on vodka and cran just in case!
After all, preparedness is my number one priority.
Get Ready for Autism Awareness Month…
April is Autism Awareness Month and this bitch wanted to give y’all a heads up on some shit. Mark those calendars for Missouri’s Autism Awareness Rally, which will take place in Jefferson City April 6th. More information to come.
As most of you are aware, my older brother is autistic. In the past decade, the diagnosis of autism has grown due in part to increased education and awareness.
We will solve this puzzle, chil'ren. The answers are just around the corner.
A bitch has to confess something.
My ass has been hoarding all manner of papers.
Yes, a bitch is a paper hoarder and was in full denial until C-Money requested a certain document last week. My ass went up into my lair and discovered boxes upon boxes of old bills…letters…direct mail pieces…post-it notes, for the love of Gawd…all piled into my second closet like some shameful secret.
Just the sight of them created an anxiety based freak-out that lasted for hours. A bitch almost broke out into hives.
Well, this just won’t do...just will not do!
A bitch will spend this week going through these papers…gulp…and…oh, Gawd…shredding shit…sob…and then…gasp…throwing shit away!
We’ll just take this problem one mail receiving day at a time.
And no, a bitch couldn't find the document that C-Money requested...which brought on this cruel discovery in the first fucking place.
Fuck it all...that would have been too much like right.
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