This bitch just adores certain words; knave, uppity and dawdling just to name a few. So, when my ass came across this shit…well, it gave me a moment of word-based glee.
It seems that some of our elected officials have had enough of dawdling on the part of Iraqi elected officials and have firmly requested that they cease and get about the business of forming their government.
And if anyone knows what dawdling looks like it's a member of Congress (wink).
Heaven to hell and back again, you’ve got to love that word usage! A bitch pictures a couple of constipated Senators wagging their gnarled fingers at the interim Prime Minister and frowning…hard.
Lawd, maybe they said something like this…
“Cease dawdling and form a government so we can get the fuck out of here before the midterm elections!”
Oh shit! Lawd, a bitch can’t fucking stand it!
Clearly it’s time to put the fear of…ummm…a harsh talkin' to into those newly elected Iraqi lawmakers.
Hell, if it works we should try that here in America.
“Congress, you need to cease dawdling…you fucking knaves! Get your uppity asses to work and deal with that Social Security solvency thang!”
Sigh. There are just so many domestic policy items a bitch could insert into that sentence.
Mayhap a bitch should run for office on an Anti-Dawdling ticket?