Sometimes a bitch wishes she lived in California. I used to lie to myself and claim that my midwestern loyalty was based on a fear of states that shake. But Missouri shakes too…shit, the last time this fucker really got it’s groove on the fucking muddy river reversed itself. It's the combination of shaking, mud-sliding, wildfire having and serial killer producing that keeps me smack in the center.
But why does California get all the fucking fun?
Gay marriage battles, a bodybuilding magazine deal making former sorta-actor governor, the easy to make fun of celebrities (hello!!), cults and In & Out Burger. Is there no justice!?!
The midwest has serial killers, but California has fucking Zodiac killers or Manson loyalists.
So, of course it would be drama in a city in Cali that drew my bitchy eye this afternoon...
San Diego. What the fuck is going on? The nation has been distracted by the governator and you go and show the fuck out!
Maybe a bitch should relocate…