Monday, July 18, 2005

It never rains in Southern California...

Sometimes a bitch wishes she lived in California. I used to lie to myself and claim that my midwestern loyalty was based on a fear of states that shake. But Missouri shakes too…shit, the last time this fucker really got it’s groove on the fucking muddy river reversed itself. It's the combination of shaking, mud-sliding, wildfire having and serial killer producing that keeps me smack in the center.

But why does California get all the fucking fun?

Gay marriage battles, a bodybuilding magazine deal making former sorta-actor governor, the easy to make fun of celebrities (hello!!), cults and In & Out Burger. Is there no justice!?!

The midwest has serial killers, but California has fucking Zodiac killers or Manson loyalists.

Showoffs!

So, of course it would be drama in a city in Cali that drew my bitchy eye this afternoon...

San Diego. What the fuck is going on? The nation has been distracted by the governator and you go and show the fuck out!

Sigh.

Maybe a bitch should relocate…

3 comments:

Mel Chickk said...

Just spent a weekend in crazy Los Angeles. Good or bad, always something goin on out here, for sure!

JPH said...

AS the Anchorman Will Farrell/Ron Burgunday said "Go Fuck yourselves, San Diego!"

They're just councilmen- like, who expected them to be up to any good anyway?

disgruntled said...

You might overdose with all the stuff to cover. Stay put. Stay semi-sane. LOL