A bitch couldn't say it any better than Rob Thurman! Y'all will need to bring cash to Grandma's tomorrow, 'cause your credit will get you nowhere...and no booze!
To all our out of state and international church members, drink with us in spirit and remember our lone commandment...accuracy!
The Accuracy Commandment of the United Church of Bitchitude and Latter Day Drunks
Everything comes back to accuracy. If honesty is a baseball bat then accuracy is a sword. You can kill a person with both…but the sword is more efficient.
See you tomorrow...!