A bitch must confess that I’m completely out of the loop on all things Diddyfied.
Ummm, he is still P. Diddy, right? Lawd! Well what the fuck is his name now...Puff the Magic Trend Whore?
You know who the fuck I'm talking about.
But this bitch does know vodka (wink).
So news that the artist (wince)…make that business man formerly known as Puffy has struck a deal to promote Ciroc vodka caught my attention.
"It is not an endorsement deal," he told the Associated Press. "This is something that will have my daily attention."
Vodka certainly has this bitch’s daily attention, so where the fuck is my endorsement deal (frowns in the general direction of Sweden and then Russia)?
Puff (we’re not close, but I can’t think of anything else to call him ) went on to say about the target Ciroc vodka consumer…"They're looking for something that tastes like their lifestyle….It's that trendsetter, that hipster, someone who's looking for luxury and looking for something better."
A bitch hasn’t tried Ciroc vodka…I’m a purist and the wine grape thing turned me off from jump...so I hit the internets to see what fellow vodka drinkers think of it.
According to vodkaphiles.com’s reviews you either love this shit or want to smack the hell out of the asshole who poured it for you.
I've long suspected that the trendsetter hipster lifestyle tastes like bullshit, but I had no idea it actually tastes more like Glade Plug-in scented perfume over ice!
And I don't know what's more disturbing, a company paying someone $100 million to pitch vodka distilled from wine grapes or the thought of Sean Combs as a luxury brand builder.