Okay, so a bitch is sitting here…it’s about 2:20pm…and Christopher Hitchens’ rancid self is late for his interview on NPR’s Talk of the Nation.
Tacky ass motherfucker, isn’t he?
Hell, the only reason I’m tuning in is to hear him talk about Thomas Paine…who Hitch is beyond unworthy to talk about and whose works are the inspiration for this bitch’s yet unfinished book (wince and make note to schedule more writing time).
Gawd, the man is more than 30 minutes late!
Just as I suspected.
Fuck it, the show’s probably better without him and his twisted thoughts on my beloved Common Sense.
I mean, Hitch has become predictable to the point of being boring and bitch could do without another round of him droning on about how ***insert person...in this case Paine*** is or isn’t brilliant because he was or wasn’t born vaginally.
Blink once again.
Now would be a good time to mention that our local NPR station…the fantabulous 90.7 KWMU…is in the midst of a pledge drive.
Three cheers for NPR!
Go forth and pledge…you probably just got paid (wink)…and if you miss Christopher Hitchens worry not because that man couldn’t break down Common Sense if his next snifter of Scotch depended on it.
Oh shit...they're chatting about the Jena Six case instead (logs off whilst thanking the radio schedule gods for this bounty of a topic change)...