As some of you know, a bitch has trained my beloved TiVo to avoid all things FOX television based (wink) so I never know what’s on that channel. As a result, it appears that this bitch missed The Emmy’s…not that viewers were actually allowed to see the real show anyway.
Mmmhmmm, the news this morning mentioned that FOX got it’s censorship on during The Emmy’s…big time! Apparently someone in the control booth (a bitch suspects His Supreme Lowness of Rancidity, Rupert Murdoch) was eager to go off air rather than risk offending those delicate FOX viewers.
But what set FOX off?
Was it a wardrobe malfunction?
It was Sally Field.
Oh, my Gawd!
It was Sally Field who set FOX's censorship alarm off…The Flying Nun herself…and her apparent wish to express her opinion during her acceptance speech.
Did she say fuck...or motherfucker...or Rupert Murdoch is a sick evil unethical motherfucker?
Uh, no. She said "And, let's face it, if the mothers ruled the war, there would be no (expletive) wars in the first place".
Rumor has it that the expletive was "damn".
Oooh, someone didn’t tell Ms. Field that things are different over at FOX. It might take the unauthorized display of a breast during “family time” to offend other network's viewers…but FOX viewers are a different breed altogether. Lawd knows how many letters FOX would have gotten if their socially conditioned cult had been forced to withstand a woman speaking her mind.
Perish the thought?
I've got a better idea...perish FOX.
Don't fret about this Sally Field!
Right now this bitch adores you!
I really, really do...