Saturday, September 01, 2007

Happy trails to you...

A bitch is breaking into my vacation/family reunion programming to bring y'all the following special announcement!

Senator Larry Craig (R - Idaho) has announced that he will resign the Senate. Craig will vacate his seat September 30, thus leaving it open for another "wide stance" Republican from Idaho.

Blink.

Craig still plans to fight like hell to reverse his guilty plea, but a bitch suspects the GOP would prefer he find a closet on his ranch and hide in it until after November 2008.

I wonder how many of those anti-equality LGBT attacking social conservative groups who once adored him now plan to join Larry in his post-Senate legal degayification effort?

Hmmm?

...sound of crickets floats over painful silence that speaketh volumes...

Yeah, I thought so.

Happy trails to you...

11 comments:

Frank said...

I couldn't agree more. There stands the very definition of a hypocrite.

konagod said...

And happy trails to you as well.

I've been really busy and haven't checked out all my fave blogs in awhile and you're up and leaving.

Damn.

cwilcox said...

I hope you are having a fabulous vacation/family reunion time. The more whacko of the right keep talking about how rightous conservatives are, how they plead guilty or resign when they are caught doing what they shouldn't be doing. Like that makes it better. If he was a real man he would have faced his reality and told his wife he was going to follow his true nature or he should have never been sporting that wide stance in the first place. It's a little late to fight the guilty plea now. If he ever does reverse his fate it will be buried on page 10 somewhere.

The Lazy Iguana said...

We should all pitch in and give him a going away present.

I am thinking a 12 inch vibrating gel dildo is appropriate.

That or the latest edition of "how to pick up hot gay dates in the bathroom without getting busted by the police".

girl said...

I agree ^^..
Some lube would be nice.. Shame on him. Makes you wonder how many more men are the same way.. *cough-cough* [BUSH!]

Trenting said...

I agree on the gift, but he probably has one already..

It's Me... Maven said...

Have a great family reunion, ABB!!! I'm off to San Diego for some sun and put some MORE geography between me and the dysfunction junkies that call themselves my family members:) See ya on the flip side!

Larry said...

Maybe the thought of fewer taxpayer funded bathroom jauntlets brought him to the conclusion there are more airports to scour.

Anonymous said...

You needed to be made aware of this. http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,503248,00.html

*runs away*

Delux

Hattie said...

Are they all like that? Do you think?

RepulsiveRepubs said...

Wooooshhhh. What's that sound? The RepubliCON toilet flushing again.