A bitch just wanted to clear up some confusion floating around about Smarties and why my ass is always bitching about the lack of them here.
There are Smarties.
And then there are Smarties.
The yummy chocolate ones can not be found here...even though a certain Nestle company has a massive chocolate filled facility within the borders of St. Louis city. Don't ask...a bitch does not try to explain the illogical!
So...when a bitch writes about the absolute joy of Smartie consumption my ass is talking about these Smarties!
Sorry for the confusion, Blood Ray!
Now my ass is going to finish off this box of the real stuff and float off into bliss...