Friday, January 27, 2006

So un-American it's almost Ukrainian!


A certain Ann Coulter of the freakishly insane and emaciated Coulters made news for ‘joking’ about poisoning Supreme Court Justice Stevens in order to make room for more conservative justices on the court.

Coulter was speaking at a historically black college and was booed for cutting some questioners off. She stated that she would not be lectured.

Alrighty then, Miss Lecturer to the whole fucking world about why they should want to be just like you, even though you are clearly miserable and rotting from within!

Ann…honey…what happened to what would Jesus do?

Looks like Ann prefers to do as the Ukrainian opposition has done

Ooops…a bitch is dangerously close to lecturing the Queen of all things rancid and foul!

22 comments:

J said...

My favorite Ann Coulter rumor? That she stays thin by injecting herself with her own urine. I know, not nice, and I don't know how it would help her stay thin, but she's so pissy that it makes a certain amount of sense...

AOB said...

Shit shes been listening to too much Pat Robertson g-a-a-a-a-a-h!!!

thatfarmgirl said...

What a GD waste of oxygen.

Boltgirl said...

Hmmm, so Coulter can joke about murdering a justice, and another blowhard whose name escapes me at the moment (potential new CNN hire, current right-wing radioista) can joke about putting a hit out on Michael Moore... Paul Krugman should write a column about the cost-benefit ratio of assassinating a hypothetical Western leader who's making a power grab in defiance of his nation's constitution. How many minutes would elapse before his one-way to Gitmo?

Homer said...

Why do Repubs think Anne is so fricken hot. She is the definition of skanky!

Anonymous said...

wow, look at the adam's apple on that "woman"!

Yram said...

can she go to jail for encouraging the murder of another? would I, a lowly American citizen, get away with that? How about if black woman from the south Oprah encouraged the poisoning of someone? What the hell? She should be in jail and if I were that faggy SCJ...I would sue the adam's apples off that piece of testes.

The Humanity Critic said...

Ann Coulter is a human vomit inducer who looks like a blonde f*cking javelin. The sad part is that there are black folks out there who think she is the greatest thing since blackface, oh well.

Sue Woo said...

MMM that Adam's Apple IS huge. What do you think all those Repugs who think she's hot would do if they knew she's a man?

Pandora said...

I believe it is a felony to threaten a federal judge. Wasn't it just last year that a Chicago judge's family was murdered by someone involved in a case she presided over? Coulter is a sick sensationalist pig who is constantly making inflammatory remarks about liberals, saying shit like Eugene McCarthy is her hero. Maybe if we ignore her she'll go away?

Lisa said...

I don't understand why people are even still listening to her. She is so foul, so ignorant, so hateful -- she makes my skin crawl. Ecch!

Bald Professor Lady said...

But, I think you all missed the good news that Ann had for us. First, the crack problem in the U.S. is pretty much taken care of. Wow! Rejoice! And, second, apparently Ann is prepared to adopt all of the babies that are born unwanted after Roe v. Wade gets overturned. Isn't that just the sweetest.... such maternal instinct. If only there were more people with that kind of insight, warmth, and selflessness. (I'm just going to go be ill for a moment. 'Scuse me)

Sue Woo said...

bald professor lady!

The idea of that nightmare parenting children is enough to make anyone wretch. Why is it that we haven't found out where she lives?

cocoflavNOLAninja said...

Who invited her and why?! I guess being blond still goes a long way...even in the black community...

John said...

I pride myself in being able to keep an open mind and listen to other's opinions. But there are just some topics [and some people...Ann included] that I cannot wrap my head around it. HOW can some people believe the things they do? It is just so frustrating to see people think with their mouths wide open and ears closed shut.

Slash what the hell was she doing at an historically black college?! Did they invite her their as a joke? Just to tease her in the student paper later on?

Cuz that's what I'd do.

nvr4money said...

It was a setup. Ann Coulter and most supposed extreme right wingers do these things to keep themselves from disappearing (as they should or as we should let them). Now Coulter has a reason to be interviewed by Bill O'Reilly and they can all talk about the left wing (students in this case) restricting Coulter's free speech and how she is being misrepresented and taken out of context and how that school is being so mean to this All American Girl. Could anyone imagine this turning out any differently or that it was intended to have any other outcome? Good Lord, I'm no dean of anything but I could have sketched that outcome for you. I say the person that invited or okayed Coulter, as a speaker, should be derided as much if not more than Coulter. Ann Coulter at an HBC, please.

Joolya said...

"Aryan like Ann Coulter wishes she were Aryan" continues to make me laugh every fucking time I think about it. I would love to smother this bitch with a sock full of lard.
But seriously, though.
Let's not give this sad sick sister any more attention! Yech.

nvr4money said...

I would love to smother this bitch with a sock full of lard.

Joolya, good Lord that's funny. I plan on using that until I am begged to stop. I will attribute it to you though. "Bitch" being gender neutral of course.

Also, I am all for ignoring all of the off the wall neo cons and liberals alike. The world has serious effin problems, there is no time for these people. I guess that's why we make jokes about the train wreck, helps us ignore the reality.

"I would love to smother that bitch with a sock full of lard." I can't wait to say that.

Brian said...

Ann Coulter saw Yushchenko's poisoned face. Now she thinks if more people are poisoned, there's a slim chance she won't be the most hideously repulsive person on the planet. She just has no grip on reality whatsoever.

Geogrrl said...

To borrow a phrase from Dorothy Cannell:

"...she had the permanent expression of a woman who had douched one too many times with vinegar."

Jeff said...

It's still a wonder to me that someone hasn't tried to kill Ann Coulter. (Of course, maybe they just need to improve their aim.) Just think, if her body were buried in the back yard, imagine how the garden would grow! I mean, she *is* full of shit, after all.

Anonymous said...

I agree Jeff, I think it's just a matter of time before someone does and I won't lose a bit of sleep!
This Bitch is a joke and should be put out of her misery because so many stupid fucks believe in her horseshit (all real american cowards and FOX news supporters).
Her real problem, though not made public, is her inability to achieve an orgasm due to being "Moisture Challenged"(a comon Conservative female problem).
This piece of shit is a mere c$#t and useless. Who in their right mind would pay this gunch a penny to deliver a speech?
So here's to putting a bullseye on this useless bitch's back to rid society of one sexually confused stupid slut.