Monday, January 09, 2006

Funk...

Chil'ren, a bitch is in a serious funk today.

It happens.

This bitch knew it was going to be one of those depressed super-funk blah days when it took everything in my power to get out of bed.

Shit.

Anyhoo, a bitch is taking a mental break and will post tomorrow.

Sigh.

Gawd, a bitch hates funks.

17 comments:

CrankyProf said...

You need a "Mental Health Day." Call in sick, stay n bed, and watxh lousy daytime TV. If there's ANYTHING that will bring you out of a funk, it's looking at the dumbasses who appear on "Jerry Springer," and realizing that YOU'RE NOT THEM!

Oh, and vodka-cran, STAT!

Mr. Brian said...

Some good news to cheer you (perhaps). Saturday while travelling through Gassaway, WV, where one of the coal miners' funerals was taking place, the Braxton County Sheriff's Department was patrolling extensively to intercept the media dogs and send them on their merry way. The family of the deceased asked the media to stay away, and the police were making sure the request was adhered to.

Catherine Vocalist said...

Feel better, ABB...We all have those days...

LuckyAhlam said...

I am feeling the same way.....The horrible thing is I just can't figure out what it is. I hate that! I hope your better tomorrow. :)

thatfarmgirl said...

Can't wait til the bitch is back in form. Have a VCran and we'll see you soon!

Mary said...

buck up, gal! Harray Belafonte gave chimpie hell down in VZ yesterday. I put the link up on my blog ... http://weaselnews.blogspot.com
get some good quotes of his and post 'em! That'll cheer you up! ;)

Lisa said...

I feel ya, ABB. Man, I'm having one of those days too. Glad you are taking some time to just decompress. We all need those.

Catch ya later - Bex

Dixie said...

Everyone deserves to have a day off. Hope the funk blows away soon.

David said...

A dirty martini and start a new bottle of St. John's Wort. Luv - dc in DC

Anonymous said...

You're a terrific bitch in any mood but I hope you feel better soon. Is it time for a vacation to some place warm and sunny?

Ellen said...

You're one of my favorites (second only to Pink) so here's lifting a psychic Vodka and Cran (hell - Vodka and Essence-of-Cran)to you getting back into good spiirits!

You bring a lot of us so many smiles and laughs we need so very badly - here's hoping someone is making you laugh and smile too!

CanEragon said...

I think I know how to rouse you out of your "funk!" he he I guess you should be watching the mail in the coming week!

Jer!

Travis said...

YOu'll be better tomorrow!!! :)

Travis

Todd said...

Get better or I'll DHL you some Prozac!
-Todd

Sangroncito said...

I'm sending you a funk-busting hug from Brazil.
Girlfriend, you so need to get down here to Salvador...it's a cure for the funks.
Hugs,
Sangroncito

cats said...

that was me yesterday. and now the sun is shining. it does happen.

It's Me, Maven... said...

I'm having one of those days, myself, today....


Hope you've defunkified!