Thursday, July 14, 2005

A prince never lacks legitimate reasons to break his promise...

A bitch plans to break open a rather dusty version of The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli. Such honesty and accuracy...warms the wicked soul! Scooter's recent inaction on the Rove matter almost makes a bitch wonder if he is a reader of Machiavelli...but that's not possible since Scooter doesn't read. Maybe he got the audio version...

Rob Thurman and my ass are busy working on the complete gospel of the United Church of Bitchitude and Latter Day Drunks.

Chil'ren, this will take time. See, we're not gods yet and last time my ass checked we get 7 days and 7 nights or something like that...

A bitch is thrilled that the spirit of bitchitude is spreading throughout the world. Already, brothers and sisters in from East Coast to West Coast, Canada and parts of Europe have given their testimony!

And the church said Amen!

BTW, Fahren had a bitch cracking up with the Machiavelli quote!

Happy Bastille Day...power to the masses!

2 comments:

Jeffrey Ricker said...

Power to the masses, or as Madame Defarge may have said, "Off with his head!"

Maidy said...

I positively love your blog! I re-read some of the posts 'cause they are just too damn funny to read but once.

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