A bitch has been following the drama in Monaco over Prince Albert (we were close, but this recent disclosure has expose a void of honesty that a bitch might not be able to get past) and his baby. That's right. His BAAAAAAABBBBBBY!
It is official. Prince Albert is that baby's daddy.
Unfortunately, this will not result in the brownification of the Grimaldi family seat. A bitch isn't saying that brownification is required, but it would have been fun. But Monaco has a thing for legitimacy...well...they say he needs to be "legitimate", but they've changed the rules before. Sigh. It's always the details that fuck shit up.
Stef must be fuming that Albert is making a run at her title as official Grimaldi fuck up! Ohhh, my ass wouldn't want to make that bitch mad!
Anyhoo, congrats to Albert's baby and that baby's daddy, Albert.