…Jenna Bush is engaged.
So, the clued out and young as hell blond daughter of our mentally deranged President who is hated by his nation is engaged to the politically connected but personally unaccomplished son of a Republican party someoneorother.
Is Jenna's middle name Tricia?
I should have known Scooter B. would fuck the Watergate Revival timeline to hell and back!
But it may still work...
Okay, give me a White House wedding so someone can leak the Pentagon Papers on Iraq a few days later and freak out the President, inspire a flawed burglary and the subsequent arrests of assholes linked to the White House….gasp…which will be followed by a cover up uncovered by some good journalism thus resulting in a political/legal crisis that ultimately results in resignation of Bush and the end of our long national nightmare just in time for my birthday in February!
Happy, happy, happy followed by joy times three!
There's just one problem...the part of Ford would be played by Cheney.
Never fucking mind.
Logs off to start Jenna Bush must not be allowed to marry petition...