Thursday, August 16, 2007

Just in case Bush II – The Reckoning wasn’t Nixonian enough for you…

Jenna Bush is engaged.

So, the clued out and young as hell blond daughter of our mentally deranged President who is hated by his nation is engaged to the politically connected but personally unaccomplished son of a Republican party someoneorother.

Is Jenna's middle name Tricia?

Cough.

I should have known Scooter B. would fuck the Watergate Revival timeline to hell and back!

But it may still work...

Okay, give me a White House wedding so someone can leak the Pentagon Papers on Iraq a few days later and freak out the President, inspire a flawed burglary and the subsequent arrests of assholes linked to the White House….gasp…which will be followed by a cover up uncovered by some good journalism thus resulting in a political/legal crisis that ultimately results in resignation of Bush and the end of our long national nightmare just in time for my birthday in February!

Happy, happy, happy followed by joy times three!

Blink.

There's just one problem...the part of Ford would be played by Cheney.

Oh Gawd!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Never fucking mind.

Logs off to start Jenna Bush must not be allowed to marry petition...

7 comments:

The Rogue Midwife said...

You crack my ass up, girl!

tovarish said...

Here's a big fuckin howdy to you from Montana.

This was great. You just keep gettin better and better.

Weasel said...

Worse still? Hubby to be used to be an aide for Karl Rove!

"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

Maya's Granny said...

Perhaps we could completely redo Watergate and get rid of Cheney first, then Pelosi could be president and run for re-election -- and if she didn't pardon Bush, she might win.

Oh, the parallel universes get all the fun.

Red7Eric said...

Hilarious.

And I'm disappointed in Jenna. I don't know much about her other than she was an underage drinker (but so was I, so am not one to judge on that score), begged her father not to run for President, and has been doing really good work caring for children with HIV since getting out of college.

Here's hoping that her betrothed has no political aspirations -- because this is a political dynasty that needs to be nipped in the bud right now.

Chelsea Clinton for President, 2024!!

Frogspond said...

Unless.... *hope, hope, hope*

Cheney gets forced to resign along with the idiot in chief.

Then it would be Pelosi.

Oh, a girl can dream.

Anonymous said...

This is absolutely hilarious - and true as hell. I love your opinions & being fom Alabama, its nice to know that there are people out there that think like me on a political level. Conservative=crazy!