Friday, August 31, 2007

Holiday preparedness...

To clarify for newish readers, vodka crans are...well, vodka followed by cran.

No lime allowed (shudder).

or other I'm partial to Swedish and Russian vodkas...and I've been known to experiment with grape cran and other cran blends to add variety.

But a vodka cran will always be ice followed by vodka followed by cran for this bitch.

My goodness, all that talk about Sex on a Beach made a bitch think about sand accumulating in uncomfortable places (wink).

Anyhoo...

This bitch and C-Money are headed to Baltimore for a family reunion!

And I don't know why I always wait until the last minute to get all my shit together.

Shit.

ABB's Quick Travel Check List...
Essential oils and moisturizations for Afro
Excedrin
Claritin
Benadryl
Sudafed

Blink.

Fresh bag of Smarties (yumtastic!)
Ms. Sister Girl MacBook

And a dash of travel-based patience.

I'll post again once we land.

Toodles for now...

7 comments:

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Yes, one grain of sand turns ecstacy into agony.

For me, Baltimore =G&M Crab Cakes

Hattie said...

Have a good time.

Dusty said...

Ah, bless you ABB, your a woman after my own heart..I too am a vodka and cran bitch.

But..I do like my limes..don't disown me for that ok? Please?

Have a great time in Balto..I used to live down the road in Fredrick MD.

We await your return :)

John E. (Chicago) said...

Turns on 'Family Reunion' by her Ms. Sass'Jill Scott for ABB...

Red7Eric said...

One of the perks about being a big ol' 'mo is the ability to drink fruity cocktails with my head held high.

One of my new faves is a "Stoli Bluberri Cosmo" -- yum.

The Lazy Iguana said...

Hey if you like green olives, you need to try a gin dirty martini. But you have to like green olives. The "dirty" in the drink is olive juice.

You should also try some Polish vodka. My vodka rule is premium for the first drink, top shelf for the second, well from then on. After the fourth or fifth you can not tell Chopin from Skoal.

Have a most excellent vacation. I will be out in my boat, enjoying the bay.

Cockbag LLC said...

Excedrin is truly a gift of the gods. I won't keep you from your vodka crans but my friend mixes me a pretty nice peach vodka, cran, and pineapple juice concoction.