Oh my goodness!
Senator Craig (R-Idaho) has scheduled a press conference to discuss his foot tapping (thank you all y’all readers who e-mailed a bitch to explain that shit in greater detail...blush) his “wide stance” technique while "going" and the art of getting arrested for lewd conduct in an airport bathroom.
Will he resign?
Will he try to stay the course?
Will he come out of the closet?
Or is another high profile and guaranteed to be unsuccessful degayification in the works?
Oh bless you gods of the internets for thy bounty of closeted conservative political trash-based gossip!