Senator Larry Craig of Idaho tried to get his George Michael on this past June?
Hush your mouth!
Daaaammmn, this bitch needs to read Roll Call more often.
It was recently revealed that a certain Senator Larry Craig of Idaho was arrested for lewd conduct in a Minneapolis men's bathroom and plead guilty.
Okay, so lewd conduct could mean a lot of things and maybe he wasn't trying to get his George Michael on.
Umm, Roll Call reported the statement of the arresting officer...which reads a lot like the Gentleman from Idaho isn't a stranger to bathroom boogie etiquette.
Foot tapping as a mating call?
Who the fuck knew?!?
This bitch would have assumed he was just getting his groove on whilst taking a dump.
Anyhoo, this bitch decided to get to know Senator Craig through his voting record.
Let's see...Senator Craig voted no on prohibiting job discrimination based on a person's sexual orientation. He voted yes on prohibiting same-sex marriage. He voted no on expanding hate crimes to include sexual orientation so it comes as no surprise that he also voted no on adding sexual orientation to the definition of hate crimes. And Senator Craig voted yes to recommend a Constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage.
With that kind of anti-LGBT equality voting record a bitch can come to only one conclusion.
Senator Craig was probably trying to get some in that airport men's room.