As you know Russia has claimed the Arctic by planting their flag old school style in the sea. Mmmhmmm, they said that the Arctic is and always has been Russia's property!
Oh, ummm...and that anything energy-based found there would also be Russian.
The flag planting claimification of the Arctic was a direct challenge to Canada and America...one that Canada appears to be prepared to meet with defiance.
Canada (a bitch's flee to country and the Land of Smartie-based joy) has vowed to defend the Arctic from invasion and conquest...and Russians.
Holy shit, that's the language of escalation (some people say "surge", but a bitch is allergic to bullshit)!
With all of the protests and trash talking flying around this bitch feels like I woke up in 1914!
I can see it as clear as the Arctic Sea used to be...Russia allied to Iran makes a land grab for the Arctic, Canada allied with America pledges to defend the ice-based territory...America steps into our role of arguing against appeasement...Europe splits into factions and before you know it all hell breaks out evolving into the Great Arctic Conflict to end all Arctic Conflicts.
And finally the Ice War comes to an end due to the unanticipated victory of the PolarGrizzly Bear Hybrid Insurgency who rallied to battle shouting "Bear Power" and "The Time has come to end human migration!"
Fuck it...I'm with the bears...