While we the people are getting our vote on a certain Dickie C. will be getting his hunt on.
Pause.
Is it me or does this travel announcement read like a warning?
Blink.
Should any of you be wandering in South Dakota…and happen to hear someone yell “damn all of you…duuuuuuuuck motherfuckers!” or
“Whoooweee! I’m gonna kill me a jackalope!”…ahem…a bitch cautions you to duck and I mean duck fast as hell.A bitch can’t help but wonder who Dickie C. is taking with him.
Sigh.
Even this bitch’s thoughts and prayers go out to those poor unfortunate sorry assed minion-based targets…
8 comments:
Word is he's taking his son, Mary Cheney.
One supposes the impending gunshot to Mary's face will be for simultaneously being gay, being gay and Republican, and being gay and Republican with the worst-selling book about being gay and Republican ever.
Now now...Mary Cheney is most certainly a daughter.
Tisk.
Fucked up from the floor up, true.
And did the book do badly? I forgot all about it!
Poor dear should have gone on Oprah (wink)...
The bumper stickers in my neck of the woods say:
"Dick, please take Conrad hunting with you!"
(Conrad being our (pleasegodpleasegodpleasegod) soon-to-be-ex-Montana Senator Conrad Burns of dubious Abramoff and racial slurs fame.)
I happy to live in the state next door. Hopefully we will not have to worry about him in the MN. Maybe he should take our Governor along with him, not to mention our soon to be senior senator.
Mary
Could be worse. You could be a sorry ass friend of his and he'd shoot your ass like he did that last poor bastard!
Flyinfox_SATX
"minion-based targets"
HAHAHAHA!! Luv it.
May his rifle jam like Elmer Fudd's, fire out the other end, and "pepper" his crooked snarl, but good.
i was thinking about mary too... that would be one way to deal with a lesbian daughter. sigh
Duck Motherfuckern Part II...
laughing my ass off.....AGAIN!!!!
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