A bitch sincerely hopes that everyone is able to keep cool during our lower 48 state's heat wave from HELL!
I’ve been dreaming of Alaska…yeah, a nice brisk cool breeze filtering over my skin and through my afro while my feet soak in the cool running water of some intense stream-like water based area.
And there aren’t a lot of people in Alaska (fuck it, this is my heat induced fantasy)…lots of bears, but not a lot of assholes HONKING AND CUTTING A BITCH OFF JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT!
As if they are the only person hot as hell 'round here.
Anger management problem having asses!
It’s not my problem they drive a gas guzzling machine, live 50 miles outside of the city ‘cause they fear the hood and just got assaulted by ‘what the market will bear’ (wink) at the pump.
Damn it all, this heat is wearing on me.
News that Scooter B. plans to acknowledge the existence of the NAACP after a five year absence…which is a brilliant public relations bullshit laden attempt to navigate around the fact that he has not addressed the NAACP since being elected President…caused a bitch to pause.
ABB’s Initial Reaction…
Who the hell wants to sit at a dinner and watch Scooter B. talk all around his food with his mouth wide open, slouch in his chair and say crazy shit?
I can just imagine it.
Concerned NAACP member…"Mr. President, how do you plan to address concerns about disenfranchisement in the age of computerized voting?”
Scooter B., with a mouth full of baked chicken…"Yo! The irony is that they just need to stop doing that shit!”
After some reflection…
What the fuck is the NAACP thinking?
Julian! You need to call a bitch!
This is the political equivalent of cooking dinner for your sister’s husband after he left her and four kids with no food in the house, bills unpaid and a leaky roof!
Gawd, have you no pride?
Tell him you've booked another President…give Carter or Clinton a call...and tell that idiot thanks, but no thanks!
Those desperate vote pandering motherfuckers don't deserve a seat at our table every four years.
ABB’s Final Reaction…
Sigh one more time.
Why is it always the heathen who benefits from the home training of others?
Come on down, Scooter B. and we’ll fix you a plate.
You won’t be the first insensitive, dismissive, bullshit rhetoric spewing, reluctant and uncomfortable, yet desperate for the votes of that confused 10% of black folks who are willing to trade for the appearance of advancement...ahem...asshole politician to speak before the NAACP.
And what the hell, a bitch hopes the membership takes a good hard look! Take notes, my brothers and sisters...and get a good look at what poor voter turnout and an epidemic of apathy will get you.
Let’s just hope he doesn’t touch anybody (play the video and you'll understand)…