A bitch is not looking forward to the 24/7 media feeding frenzy that will take place tonight. I’m heading to the store to stock up on cigs and vodka.
Michael Jackson has been found not guilty on all charges.
And now a bitch is curious....
Will Michael retreat into Hughesian seclusion?
What kind of man will Blanket grow up to be?
Will ignorant money hungry parents continue to send their chil'ren to Neverland?
Is this like the famed Liberace trial of the 60s?
Will we ever get a good multi-month trial with video like O.J. again?
How long will it take for the shitty exploitative books to come out?
Why did CNN.com post that grid if they weren’t going to use it?