Dear Hollywood people working on the new Smurf movie,
A bitch sincerely hopes that all y’all people working on the Smurf movie know that you have been handed a slice of my childhood.
Think twice before you fuck it up!
What exactly are you doing with that hybrid computer animation live action shit?
Millions of chil’ren watched the Smurfs do basically the same damned thing every Saturday for years…why fuck with a winning formula?
Didn’t y’all learn anything from that Hulk movie (wince)?
Well, you'd best just remember…
…a bitch is watching you.