tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post6945612259340852693..comments2024-01-17T15:05:50.120-06:00Comments on AngryBlackBitch: An open letter to Hollywood regarding the new Smurf movieā¦Shark-Fuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03323962708956637012noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-14749447857923273612011-04-01T16:51:21.934-05:002011-04-01T16:51:21.934-05:00Sure all will be okay. However, there are times wh...Sure all will be okay. However, there are times when movies that should have been outstanding for some reason come out all screwed up...who knows why.free movie downloadshttp://totallyfreemoviedownloads.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-55285702913490893392009-12-07T16:41:57.857-06:002009-12-07T16:41:57.857-06:00Don't worry! everything will be o.k as long as...Don't worry! everything will be o.k as long as they won't make movie of The Smurfs with Tom Cruise and P. Diddy or something :)free movieshttp://www.moviesplanet.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-32713309017602419732008-06-17T15:01:00.000-05:002008-06-17T15:01:00.000-05:00aaaahhhhrrrrgggg!um. excuse me. but this is truly ...aaaahhhhrrrrgggg!<BR/>um. excuse me. but this is truly disturbing. thank you, as always ABB, for standing on the front lines of moral decency in this world<BR/><BR/>and @destinyskitchen: not out of original ideas, just out of faith (and investment) in them...but, eh, i think that's changing. or hope. or um. just read ABB and beat head into wall. whatevs.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11121324656558373189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-51289275395431035142008-06-13T23:36:00.000-05:002008-06-13T23:36:00.000-05:00Gah. I loathed that little sexist piece of tripe ...Gah. I loathed that little sexist piece of tripe with those shrill little things. <BR/><BR/>That said, I hope Hollywood makes that movie. It'll be the next "Underdog." What, you didn't know they made an "Underdog" movie? Neither does anyone else.The Trufflehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16641173488798036738noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-75117431413966552012008-06-13T16:17:00.000-05:002008-06-13T16:17:00.000-05:00See, and I thought they already made that movie, a...<A HREF="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/742/" REL="nofollow">See, and I thought they already made that movie, and fucked it up considerably.</A>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-52314342356747260042008-06-13T09:13:00.000-05:002008-06-13T09:13:00.000-05:00What's really uncanny is apparently there already ...What's really uncanny is apparently there already were Black Smurfs(!) - but they were blackface(?) :( (?)<BR/>http://www.amazon.fr/Schtroumpfs-noirs-1-Peyo/dp/2800101083 <BR/><BR/>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Smurfs<BR/><BR/>WTF?Chode-en-freudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01521500931759526581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-38412358862554489482008-06-13T07:36:00.000-05:002008-06-13T07:36:00.000-05:00I have this terrible feeling that those Smurfs are...I have this terrible feeling that those Smurfs are going to end up right smack in the middle of the Uncanny Valley. It's a damn shame.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-775396978517539522008-06-12T18:59:00.000-05:002008-06-12T18:59:00.000-05:00That post cracked me the hell up. I am sure that ...That post cracked me the hell up. I am sure that they will find some way to mess it up. I am waiting on a new revamped totally sexualized smurfette, if they could do it to strawberry shortcake, she has no chance.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-34843451858584671032008-06-12T16:41:00.000-05:002008-06-12T16:41:00.000-05:00Ooh, new game! A la Barbara Walters - if you were...Ooh, new game! A la Barbara Walters - if you were a Smurf, which Smurf would you be? <BR/><BR/>Must admit, I was just a tich too old to get into Smurfdom, and these days I definitely sympathize with Gargamel. "Hey, you damn smurfs! Get off my lawn!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-67123483042878881582008-06-12T15:36:00.000-05:002008-06-12T15:36:00.000-05:00or Smurf Fu, she'd organize all the Smurfs to get ...or Smurf Fu, she'd organize all the Smurfs to get rid of Gargamel once and for all!Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00900726730265994177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-21509540633444292982008-06-12T14:01:00.000-05:002008-06-12T14:01:00.000-05:00Shark,Maybe we'll get lucky and get a fantabulous,...Shark,<BR/><BR/>Maybe we'll get lucky and get a fantabulous, angry black bitch Smurf?<BR/><BR/>I like this idea. We could call her Sharky Smurf.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-6361536814485530042008-06-12T08:32:00.000-05:002008-06-12T08:32:00.000-05:00Wow, I didn't even know one was in development. I ...Wow, I didn't even know one was in development. I really miss hand-drawn animated films.<BR/><BR/>I guess the issue of 100 guys and one girl will also be left unresolved.Antoniohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13551523252110967405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-79446540470914324742008-06-11T22:02:00.000-05:002008-06-11T22:02:00.000-05:00My toothbrush holder is a Smurf mug, so I don't th...My toothbrush holder is a Smurf mug, so I don't think I can bear to watch this new movie. Are we out of original ideas in this country?! It seems that everything is a remake/rehash/shit these days...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-74513539721764781682008-06-11T20:22:00.000-05:002008-06-11T20:22:00.000-05:00Yeah, I'm afraid. CGI live action? no no noYeah, I'm afraid. CGI live action? no no noAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-69676325563156242562008-06-11T20:12:00.000-05:002008-06-11T20:12:00.000-05:00Sorry for the double post, but I wanted to add tha...Sorry for the double post, but I wanted to add that you should totally cross-post this at Shakes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10755833.post-84711934384803392008-06-11T20:07:00.000-05:002008-06-11T20:07:00.000-05:00Think twice before you fuck it up!That gave me the...<EM>Think twice before you fuck it up!</EM><BR/><BR/>That gave me the best laugh I've had in a couple of days.<BR/><BR/>...and yes, too bad no one told that to the folks who made Hulk. And Speed Racer. And Transformers. And The Flintstones. And...*<BR/><BR/><BR/>*Okay, I only saw one of those movies, but I bet they all sucked.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com