A bitch received an e-mail this morning from some soldiers who shall remain nameless (don’t y’all know that The Man is watching a bitch?) who wanted this bitch to know how much they enjoy my crazy ass blog.
A bitch has fans in the military...or did y'all think only conservative blogs were read over there?
Anyhoo, thank you for reading a bitch...however you manage to read a bitch.
It seems that a fellow soldier named Mark, who was wounded and is recovering back home in the states, is a St. Louis native.
Are you paying attention?!?
Your pals thought you’d get a kick out of this bitch tossing you a get well soon bitchfirmation!
So, listen up Mark of the wounded but not broken…
Mend like you know you can.
For the love of all things incentive-based, St. Louis in the spring awaits you and you haven’t even seen the new ballpark yet!
Okay, you’ve probably got better incentives than that.
But shit, ain’t a physical therapy regimen been invented that you can’t handle!
Don’t you know who you are?
Rumor has it that you are and forever will be the shit.
Go on with your bad recuperating self!
Stay in touch…keep on keeping on…and know that you are appreciated by this liberal without shame working & praying towards an end to this war bitch!
Oh, and tell your pals they aren't slick and a bitch isn't sending any pictures.
Lawd, have mercy.